chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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plug:

When a bug comes near you

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fedswatching:

harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

7 away from my next hundred!!

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

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queerhound:

when I got my wisdom teeth removed last year I remember after the surgery I was convinced for a solid 4 minutes I was sonic the hedgehog and I was crying because my parents wouldnt let me go fast









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